Tag Archives: Michael Lohan

Dina and Michael Lohan Are Still the Scum of the Earth

2 Jun
Picture Courtesy of www.tv3.ie

Picture Courtesy of http://www.tv3.ie

Alright readers, I have a question for you.  Say your celebrity, coke addicted, prostitute daughter ends up with court mandated rehab.  Now, do you a) support her by going to the family therapy sessions and NOT talk to the media at all or b) do you go on a talk show dedicated to exposing family lies which if revealed could not only potentially damage your daughter further but all of your other kids as well?

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Lindsay Lohan went Clubbing

20 Mar

Are you surprised?  No.  Well, what if I told you it was DIRECTLY after the judge not only sentenced her to 90 days in rehab?   No, still not surprised.  LMAO, it’s cool, neither was I.

Via Rumor Fix:


Just hours after Lindsay Lohan was ordered by a judge to enroll in a 90 day rehab facility, Lindsay is ready to party.

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Michael Lohan is Still a Bad Father

19 Mar
Picture Courtesy of Business Insider

Picture Courtesy of Business Insider

No seriously, when will this dick learn.  Damn, this guy needs to get a clue, and/or crawl into a hole and die.

Via Radar Online:

Just hours after being sentenced to 90 days in a lock-down rehab facility Lindsay Lohan tried to go to a Hollywood nightclub and this decision infuriated her father Michael Lohan!

“Are you kidding me?” Papa Lohan ranted exclusively to RadarOnline.com about his troubled 26-year-old daughter hitting up the AV nightclub late Monday night.

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Michael Lohan Really Wants to Win Father of the Year

11 Feb
Picture Courtesy of Examiner.com

Picture Courtesy of Examiner.com

LMFAO, you see what I did there?  Sarcasm at it’s finest folks.

Via NY Daily News:

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, whose ex, Dina, is writing a scalding tell-all book that is not expected to portray him favorably, has decided to become an author too.

He has signed a deal to pen his own memoir about the wacky family, according to TMZ.

The book is tentatively titled, “I Am Not Daddy Dearest . . . If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!”

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Lindsay Lohan is a Prostitute

16 Jan
Picture Courtesy of EOnline

Picture Courtesy of EOnline

But according to her father, she’s NOT a hooker, she just gets paid to “make an appearance” at events.  Sure she’s not a prostitute, she just likes to bang rich guys for money and get free vacations, lodging, food, and anything else that she can suck a dick for.

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Michael Lohan States the Obvious

2 Dec

Michael Lohan States the Obvious

You know, if he truly wants his daughter to get help, he might want to try talking directly to her and not to the media.

Via Entertainmentwise:

“I just want her to go into rehab. I love her and I just want her to get the help she needs,” Michael told HollyScoop.com.

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Dina Lohan a Coke Whore?

11 Oct

Is anyone really surprised here?  I mean seriously, the chick basically sold both of her daughters to the industry for some magic beans, so her being addicted to Coke is really no big shocker.

Via Popbytes:

Lindsay Lohan made a hysterical plea for help to her father, as she claimed she was being kidnapped by Dina Lohan, screaming, “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck, and s**t” … and TMZ has obtained audio of the conversation. We broke the story … Lindsay and Dina got into a ballistic argument after leaving a NYC club at 4 AM. The two were in a limo which was going to Dina’s Long Island house.

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