Tag Archives: Kourtney Kardashian

Kris Jenner Wants Khloe Kardashian to Divorce Lamar Odom

9 May
Picture Courtesy of omg.yahoo.com

Picture Courtesy of omg.yahoo.com

Kris Jenner is the devil.  I truly am starting to believe that.  I mean is there nothing this chick won’t do?  You know what, nevermind, forget it, I answered my own question.  The answer is no.  No there isn’t anything this chick would do to stay famous.  I can’t wait until one of the Kardashian kids write a tell-all, and you just know it’s either going to be Kourtney’s kids, Kim’s kid, or one of Kendall’s or Kylie’s kids (oh please, don’t act like you don’t think Kris Jenner won’t be playing hid the teenagers birth control soon, if she isn’t already doing it).

Anyways, according the National Enquirer, Kris Jenner wants Khloe Kardashian to divorce Lamar Odom, because Lamar is a “loser.”  Hmmm, so apparently loving your wife and her crazy ass, delusional family unconditionally,  and having a loving, caring, supporting, relationship with your wife, makes you a loser.  That damn Lamar, doesn’t he know, that since he’s black, he’s supposed to be stupid, flashy, and go with the flow (a’la Kanye West), or maybe Khloe should just get someone like Kourtney has, you know, a loser, possibly gay, baby daddy, who not only sleeps with anything that moves, but spends all of HER money, oh and keeps knocking her up, but won’t marry her.  Yeah, that Lamar is SUCH a loser.

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Kim Kardashian is a Liar and Famewhore

6 May
Picture Courtesy of Us Magazine

Picture Courtesy of Us Magazine

I know, it’s not very shocking at all.  However, what I am shocked at, is that I actually did want to believe that Kim Kardashian wasn’t going to be a complete famewhore, and actually let her baby have a semi normal life.

I know, dumb of me, but hey, I was truly trying to be on her side.

Via Zee News:

Kardashian, who is all set to give birth in July, has previously stated that her child will be off-limits when the cameras roll.

When asked in an interview with The Times Magazine whether she would include her unborn child on her shows she said that she is not sure right now.

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Gossip Jack: Why? Because It Feels So Good

2 Apr

Gossip Jack - Why Because It Feels So Good

Basketball Wives Jennifer Williams is getting her own show.  What do you guys think?  Glamber Girl Blog

Honestly, I’m really excited about Beyonce and Andre 3000 covering Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black for The Great Gatsby remake.  Consequence of Sound

Ok, so shoot me.  The idea of Kourtney Kardashian being a surrogate for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, really makes me happy, and sort of love them (and when I say them, I mean Kourtney and Khloe, Kim Kardashian is still a vapid whore, who I truly don’t like).  National Ledger

I don’t really understand why people want Chris Brown to talk about the incident between him and Rihanna back in 2009.  It’s not like it’s going to really change anyone’s opinion about him.  Examiner.com

Awwwww, a Beyonce, Jay Z, and Blue Ivy, Easter sounds waaayyyy to cute for words.  Mirror.co.uk

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Khole Kardashian Forgets Who She Is

2 Apr

Khole Kardashian Forgets Who She Is

No, she really did, or at least, she forget her sister is Kim Kardashian, biggest whore in all the whore land.  Look, I completely agree with Khloe, it is an asshole thing to do, to make fun of a pregnant woman gaining weight, however, you know what else is an asshole thing to do?  Have a sham wedding, milking people out of millions of dollars, and then keeping said millions, after it is proven without a reasonable doubt that the marriage was a sham.

Via Entertainmentwise:

Showing support for her sister who will be expecting her first child with rapper beau Kanye West in July and has found herself at the centre of negative criticism about her weight, Khloe told Entertainment Tonight:

“Honestly, I think it’s so disgusting that anybody would criticize someone that’s pregnant.”

Insisting that Kim is “happy and healthy”, Khloe added:

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Kris Jenner Throws Kourtney Kardashian Under The Bus

1 Apr
Picture Courtesy of  Posh 24

Picture Courtesy of Posh 24

Who in the Kardashian camp decided it would be a good idea to pay this french model to say this BS?

Via Hollyscoop:

Our favorite part of ANY Kardashian reality TV show is when Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend Scott Disickshows up. He’s all sorts of “argghh, my big schlong” and “screw alligators” and “Kourtney lose weight!” He’s so funny, so you can imagine our DEVASTATION when we found out that Scott might not be the father of Mason Disick.

Some model named Michael Girgenti (free publicity Michael, enjoy it while it lasts) claims he had a fleeting affair with Kourtney in 2008 after they met at a photo shoot and Kourtney was “on a break” from Scott and claims that Mason is actually his biological kid.

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are Full of Shit

20 Mar
Picture Courtesy of www.gossipdaily.com

Picture Courtesy of http://www.gossipdaily.com

They truly are.  Before I let you guys read the bullshit that I found over at Hollywood Hiccups, I just want to say that this whooolllee story is bullshit.  Kim Kardashian would HAPPILY let Kourtney raise her baby, however, she already knows she can’t because the backlash that she would receive would be of epic proportions and dare I say, we would probably be rid of the Kardashians forever.

So anyways,  back to this total bullshit story that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner released (because you totally know that either one of them are the “source” that keeps talking), apparently Kris Jenner wants Kourtney Kardashian to raise Kim Kardashian’s baby, and Kim isn’t “happy” about it.  Yeah, that’s because she’s fucking ecstatic instead.

The only thing about this story that I would say is not complete and utter bullshit, would be the part about Kanye West not wanting his newborn daughter on TV.

Via Hollywood Hiccups:

Kris Jenner is giving Kim Kardashian no time from shooting scenes for their reality show as she has made it clear to her daughter she should prepare herself for cameras following her every move just days once she’s given birth. The momager is aware that Kim is the moneymaker in the family and seeing that they are shooting another series of their reality show over the summer, Kim is they key person to be filmed seeing that she’s given birth in June.

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Kris Jenner Has a Sex Tape

14 Mar
Picture Courtesy of www.madtownjamz.com

Picture Courtesy of http://www.madtownjamz.com

Kris Jenner now has a sex tape.  I guess riding her daughters coat tails isn’t lucrative enough.

Via The National Enquirer:

IN a stunning development, sources tell The ENQUIRER that KRIS JENNER could be hiding a secret sex tape. And if it exists, it could destroy BOTH her marriage and career!

Insiders believe the mastermind of the Kardashian empire may have been caught on video during the 1980s, when she and her late husband Robert lived a wild lifestyle. And the incredible sex tape could now, after all these years, hit the market because of her huge success and threaten her estimated $75 million fortune.

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For the Love of God Kanye West No

26 Feb
Picture Courtesy of omg.yahoo.com

Picture Courtesy of omg.yahoo.com

This is the worst idea, ever, well almost as bad as the idea of knocking up Kim Kardashian (and we all know how well that went).

Via Radar Online:

“She said she would be willing to start out representing him in new endorsements and his personal life as it pertains to the reality shows…..Kris reps Khloe’s hubby, Lamar Odom in non-basketball matters. Kanye politely declined though as he is extremely happy with his current manager, agent, etc. Kris took it well, but she will definitely approach Kanye again if she sees an opening.”

However, despite Kris’ tenacity and overwhelming desire to sink her manager claws into Kanye, the rapper is holding fast and won’t be giving in.

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Khloe Kardashian in OJ Simpson’s Will?

19 Feb
Picture Courtesy of Us Magazine

Picture Courtesy of Us Magazine

This is weird, and kind of lends credibility to the whole “Kris Jenner is a whore and Khloe Kardashian might be Joe Simpson’s kid,” rumor that floats around every once in awhile.  Although this is from the National Enquirer, so there’s always that.

Via The National Enquirer:

O.J. SIMPSON’s daughter Sydney is sick and tired of hearing incredible reports that KHLOE Kardashian could be her half sister, say sources.

As The ENQUIRER reported a year ago, O.J. – who’s locked away in a Nevada prison – has been cracking jokes that Khloe, 28, could be his daughter from an affair he had withKris Jenner while she was married to his close pal Robert Kardashian.

In a follow-up story in September, we reported insiders saying that O.J. told pals he was considering writing Khloe into his will.

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Scott Disick Is A Moron

2 Dec

Scott Disick Is A Moron

Didn’t this guy just have a kid?  Oh wait that’s right, it’s not like it’s HIS money he’s spending anyways.  God the title of this post should’ve been Kourtney Kardashian is a moron.

Via NY Daily News:

“There were tons of rappers and athletes there and Kanye was making fun of Scott being this ‘little dude’ around all of them. Then Lil Wayne joined in on picking fun at Scott, then Diddy [Sean Combs] too,” a source tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey. “Scott felt really victimized — those were his own words — so in order to fit in and be cool, he started spending money like crazy.”

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