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Kris Jenner is the devil. I truly am starting to believe that. I mean is there nothing this chick won’t do? You know what, nevermind, forget it, I answered my own question. The answer is no. No there isn’t anything this chick would do to stay famous. I can’t wait until one of the Kardashian kids write a tell-all, and you just know it’s either going to be Kourtney’s kids, Kim’s kid, or one of Kendall’s or Kylie’s kids (oh please, don’t act like you don’t think Kris Jenner won’t be playing hid the teenagers birth control soon, if she isn’t already doing it).
Anyways, according the National Enquirer, Kris Jenner wants Khloe Kardashian to divorce Lamar Odom, because Lamar is a “loser.” Hmmm, so apparently loving your wife and her crazy ass, delusional family unconditionally, and having a loving, caring, supporting, relationship with your wife, makes you a loser. That damn Lamar, doesn’t he know, that since he’s black, he’s supposed to be stupid, flashy, and go with the flow (a’la Kanye West), or maybe Khloe should just get someone like Kourtney has, you know, a loser, possibly gay, baby daddy, who not only sleeps with anything that moves, but spends all of HER money, oh and keeps knocking her up, but won’t marry her. Yeah, that Lamar is SUCH a loser.