Michael Lohan Really Wants to Win Father of the Year

11 Feb
Picture Courtesy of Examiner.com

Picture Courtesy of Examiner.com

LMFAO, you see what I did there?  Sarcasm at it’s finest folks.

Via NY Daily News:

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, whose ex, Dina, is writing a scalding tell-all book that is not expected to portray him favorably, has decided to become an author too.

He has signed a deal to pen his own memoir about the wacky family, according to TMZ.

The book is tentatively titled, “I Am Not Daddy Dearest . . . If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!”

Michael Lohan has fielded several claims of bad parenting over the years from ex-wife Dina Lohan and daughter Lindsay.

The tome will focus on how he became a “Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist and successful businessman.”

There is no release date set for the book yet.

Hmmm, I wonder if he will talk about the time he kicked Kate Major in the vagina?  Yeah that happened, AFTER he became a minster.



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