Chris Brown Back in Court Today

6 Feb
Picture Courtesy of Pop Dust

Picture Courtesy of Pop Dust

So remember all of that community service Chris Brown had to do?  And remember when he was all like suck it, I did my community service?  Yeah well today at 2PM PST time, he needs to go back to court because the DA says he totally faked that shit.  And since, I think all celebrities fake community service, and I also don’t think he should’ve JUST got community service, I am just going to leave you with TMZ’s Top 10 Questions that Chris Brown’s Lawyer Should Ask the Judge:

Via TMZ: Why did you tell the probation dept. the L.A. judge wanted the Richmond PD to handle Chris Brown’s community service (D.A. says the judge never ordered that)?

1. Why did you tell the probation dept. the L.A. judge wanted the Richmond PD to handle Chris Brown’s community service (D.A. says the judge never ordered that)?

2. How did Chris’ mom end up supervising his community service?

3. Can you explain why Chris said he was picking up trash in Richmond at the same time he was on a private jet to Cancun?

4. Why did you instruct the lawyer for the Richmond PD on how to answer questions from L.A. County D.A. investigators?

5. How involved were you in Chris’ community service?

6. The guy who waxes floors at the Richmond Children’s Center says no one but him has waxed floors in the last 3 years — yet Chris swore he did.  Is the floor waxer a liar?

7. Why does your client get into so much trouble — Frank Ocean fight, Drake fight, GMA tantrum, allegedly stealing cell phone, etc.?

8. Why do you think the D.A. is out to get your client?

9.  Do you think Chris is rehabilitated?

10. How confident are you that Chris won’t fly off the handle again and hurt someone?

Just for fun, leave your answers in the comments section.  It should most def make for a good laugh.

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