Honey Boo Boo Is Getting Married

3 Dec

Honey Boo Boo Is Getting Married

Uhhh does no one else see a problem with this?

Via Glossy News:

Hog Jaw, GA – (SatireWorld.com) It looks like the sound of wedding bells are in the air as reality TV star Honey Boo Boo,(aka Allana Thompson) age 7 or so, will soon take a walk down the church aisle and marry her fourth cousin Cletus ‘Skeeter’ Johnson, age 27.

Honey Boo Boo, who has wowed fans with her successful TLC Channel TV show ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ has fallen in love. That’s according to a recent press release distributed by her Uncle Booger, a three-time pro mud wrestling champion and full-time Honey Boo Boo promotor.

Honey Boo Boo spent 4 hours at a local Sears store with her mom June picking out just the right wedding gown for her upcoming nuptials. Momma June Thompson insisted on a splatter resistant gown so ATV tires wouldn’t ruin it.

The mother’s biggest worry, is that the dress not get mud from the ATV tires splashed on it.  Yup, there most definitely is a hell.

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