Don’t Drink The Kool Aid Jaden

2 Dec

Usually the National Enquirer is on point with their stories, but I am truly hoping that this is completely wrong.

Via the National Enquirer

Teen Hollywood Casanova Jaden Smith, 14, has set his sights on an older woman – 17-year-old VOGUE cover girl KENDALL JENNER!

Will Smith’s son was a guest at Kendall’s lavish birthday party at the Jenner/Kardashian family’s Calabasas, Calif., home on Nov. 11. And he brazenly held hands with the dark-haired reality starlet while they skated on an ice rink created out of the backyard pool for the event.

“Jaden is HOPELESSLY INFATUATED with Kendall, despite their age difference and the fact that she towers over him,” disclosed an insider. “What Jaden lacks in height and age, he makes up for in confidence.

“But Kendall isn’t interested. Although she thinks Jaden is adorable and a cool friend, that’s where it ends. She wouldn’t date him in a million years.”

Still, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Karate Kid” star son impressed budding model Kendall’s “momager” Kris Jenner, who manages the Kardashian empire.

“Kris is salivating over the thought of turning Kendall and Jaden into the family’s next power couple,” said the source. “But that’s not going to happen.

“For starters, Kendall is just not that into him, and, besides, Will and Jada are totally against it.

“They don’t want him tangled up with the scandal-plagued Kardashians.”

Awww isn’t that cute, Kendall actually thinks she has a choice. Poor, sweet, sweet, naïve Kendall. Your mom is THE pimp. If she wants you to suck off Jaden while giving a hand job to Justin Bieber, all on video tape, not only will you do it, but you will smile for the cameras lil missy. I think someone forgot which side her bread is buttered on.


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