Shia LaBeouf’s Girlfriend is Pissed

29 Aug
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So did you hear Shia LaBeouf, the guy from Transformers and that terrible Indiana Jones movie about aliens, is a serious actor now?  So serious that he has to have sex with people to prove his acting.

Via Radar:

Despite putting on a brave face at the Lawless premiere last week, Shia LaBeouf’s “method” acting is destroying his relationship with girlfriend Karolyn Pho, is exclusively reporting.The 26-year-old actor’s volatile romance with the up-and-coming designer hit the skids after the complex actor agreed to star in Nymphomaniac, the controversial movie by daring Danish filmmaker Lars von Trier. Shia has confirmed that he is expected to perform a real sex scene in the flick with one of his co-stars and Karolyn isn’t happy with it.“They’ve been on the rocks ever since Shia agreed to star in Nymphomaniac,” a source close to the couple revealed. “Karolyn gets that Shia likes to go method and appreciates his artistic integrity. However, she thinks performing a real sex scene in a movie is going too far. It’s difficult for her to understand why it can’t be simulated – just like in other films. She wants him to do the film, because Shia was desperate to work with Lars – he’s such a hero of his. And she doesn’t mind if he strips off completely – she had no qualms about the Sigur Ros music video. But Karolyn doesn’t want him having sex with somebody else – simple. She’s begged Shia to ask Lars if it’s possible to make the scenes appear real, rather than shoot them real,” the source revealed.

Here’s my thing.  You can prove that you are an incredible actor without having real sex.  Jim Carrey managed to prove to the world that he is a serious actor without having sex.  Angelina Jolie has proven that you can be a serious actor without having actual sex (on screen), so his whole reasoning to his girlfriend is crap.  I’m really hoping she’s at least getting some good gifts and cash for sticking by him through this.  You just know Kobe Bryant, Tiger Woods, and Kristen Stewart are just kicking themselves for not thinking of this first.

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